I came home one day and my wife leaned on me and said "You smell like a woman's perfume".
I just got home from work and I was tired as heck.
The arguement got to a point where she wanted me to admit that I am cheating.
I am not, I have no idea how her nose picked women perfume when the closest I got to a woman that was her, my wife laying on me ust before she asked me.
my question is: how to you stop a cheating argument that starts with "You smell like women perfume"?